2 NEW ELEMENTS FOR THE PERIODIC CHART

Element:  WOMEN
Symbol:  Wo

Atomic Weight:  120 (more or less, but can reach 500 pounds)

Physical Properties:

Generally round in form.

Usualy with a thiny coat of paint and powder on the face.

Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime.

Melts whenever treated properly.

Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical Properties:  Very active.  Highly unstable.  
Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.

Violent when
left alone.  Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
   green when placed next to a better specimen.  Ages rapidly.

Usage:Highly ornamental.
An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.
Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution:Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


Element:  MAN
Symbol:  XY

Atomic Weight:  180+/-100,  Average

Physical Properties:

Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape.
   Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.  Difficult to find a pure sample.  Due 
   to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
   young fresh samples.

Chemical Properties:  Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
   Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.  Becomes explosive when 
   mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged period of time.  Pretty basic.
   Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage:  None really, except methane production.  Good samples are able
   to produce large quantities on command.

Caution:  In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and 
   begins to smell.